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Christmas Thumbs

by Betty Iron Thumbs

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Every Christmas Eve I wait right next to my Christmas tree Every Christmas Eve I pine away next to my Christmas tree But you never ever come No you never ever come Cause I've been a bitch Yeah I've been so mean I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen I've been a jerk Alienated everyone at work Please don't be mad I can't help but be bad Santa, I can't help but be bad So every Christmas Eve I'll get drunk next to my Christmas tree Every Christmas Eve I'll pick fights next to my Christmas tree Cause you'll never ever come No you'll never ever come Cause I've been a bitch Yeah I've been so mean I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen I've been a jerk Alienated everyone at work Please don't be mad I can't help but be bad Santa, I can't help but be bad And I promise not to let anyone know Put me on the good girl list I'll be your ho, ho, ho Cause I've been a bitch Yeah I like being mean I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen I've been a jerk That's how I get my way at work Please don't be mad I can't help but be bad Santa, I can't help but be bad Santa, I can't help but be bad Santa, I can't help but be bad Santa, I can't help but be bad
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Put on your ugly Christmas sweater And do your best to make your day better Cause you only got your self to blame If you're miserable on Christmas Day So your parents sucked at giving gifts Even though you wrote a Christmas list And you hate the cold you hate the snow Hate flying animals with red noses Well I don't feel bad for you I'll tell you what you can do Put on your ugly Christmas sweater And do your best to make your day better Cause you only got your self to blame If you're miserable on Christmas Day You've never been kissed under the mistletoe And you hate all of that ho, ho, ho Too commercial, forced, fake happy It reminds you of the joy you are lacking Well I don't feel bad for you I'll tell you what you can do Put on your ugly Christmas sweater And do your best to make your day better Cause you only got your self to blame If you're miserable on Christmas Day Put on your ugly Christmas sweater And do your best to make your day better Cause you only got your self to blame If you're miserable on Christmas Day Well I don't feel bad for you I'll tell you what you can do Put on your ugly Christmas sweater And do your best to make your day better Cause you only got your self to blame If you're miserable on Christmas Day Put on your ugly Christmas sweater And do your best to make your day better Cause you only got your self to blame If you're miserable on Christmas Day

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released November 29, 2015

Recorded at Chews Landing Studios in New Jersey by Richard Bush and Don Rodenbach, Fall of 2015.

All songs written by Katie Morrison ©2015
Arranged and performed by Betty Iron Thumbs
Mike Long - Guitar, Backing Vocals
Katie Morrison - Vocals, Guitar
Jaison Smulski - Bass, Backing Vocals
Ryan Stump - Drums, Backing Vocals

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