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Every Christmas Eve
I wait right next to my Christmas tree
Every Christmas Eve
I pine away next to my Christmas tree
But you never ever come
No you never ever come
Cause I've been a bitch
Yeah I've been so mean
I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen
I've been a jerk
Alienated everyone at work
Please don't be mad
I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
So every Christmas Eve
I'll get drunk next to my Christmas tree
Every Christmas Eve
I'll pick fights next to my Christmas tree
Cause you'll never ever come
No you'll never ever come
Cause I've been a bitch
Yeah I've been so mean
I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen
I've been a jerk
Alienated everyone at work
Please don't be mad
I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
And I promise not to let anyone know
Put me on the good girl list
I'll be your ho, ho, ho
Cause I've been a bitch
Yeah I like being mean
I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen
I've been a jerk
That's how I get my way at work
Please don't be mad
I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
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Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day
So your parents sucked at giving gifts
Even though you wrote a Christmas list
And you hate the cold you hate the snow
Hate flying animals with red noses
Well I don't feel bad for you
I'll tell you what you can do
Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day
You've never been kissed under the mistletoe
And you hate all of that ho, ho, ho
Too commercial, forced, fake happy
It reminds you of the joy you are lacking
Well I don't feel bad for you
I'll tell you what you can do
Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day
Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day
Well I don't feel bad for you
I'll tell you what you can do
Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day
Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day
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