Christmas Thumbs

by Betty Iron Thumbs

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released November 29, 2015

Recorded at Chews Landing Studios in New Jersey by Richard Bush and Don Rodenbach, Fall of 2015.

All songs written by Katie Morrison ©2015
Arranged and performed by Betty Iron Thumbs
Mike Long - Guitar, Backing Vocals
Katie Morrison - Vocals, Guitar
Jaison Smulski - Bass, Backing Vocals
Ryan Stump - Drums, Backing Vocals

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Track Name: Santa, I Can't Help But Be Bad
Every Christmas Eve
I wait right next to my Christmas tree
Every Christmas Eve
I pine away next to my Christmas tree

But you never ever come
No you never ever come

Cause I've been a bitch
Yeah I've been so mean
I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen
I've been a jerk
Alienated everyone at work
Please don't be mad
I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad

So every Christmas Eve
I'll get drunk next to my Christmas tree
Every Christmas Eve
I'll pick fights next to my Christmas tree

Cause you'll never ever come
No you'll never ever come

Cause I've been a bitch
Yeah I've been so mean
I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen
I've been a jerk
Alienated everyone at work
Please don't be mad
I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad

And I promise not to let anyone know
Put me on the good girl list
I'll be your ho, ho, ho

Cause I've been a bitch
Yeah I like being mean
I've been the most selfish girl you've ever seen
I've been a jerk
That's how I get my way at work
Please don't be mad
I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Santa, I can't help but be bad
Track Name: Ugly Christmas Sweater
Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day

So your parents sucked at giving gifts
Even though you wrote a Christmas list
And you hate the cold you hate the snow
Hate flying animals with red noses

Well I don't feel bad for you
I'll tell you what you can do

Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day

You've never been kissed under the mistletoe
And you hate all of that ho, ho, ho
Too commercial, forced, fake happy
It reminds you of the joy you are lacking

Well I don't feel bad for you
I'll tell you what you can do

Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day

Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day

Well I don't feel bad for you
I'll tell you what you can do

Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day

Put on your ugly Christmas sweater
And do your best to make your day better
Cause you only got your self to blame
If you're miserable on Christmas Day